drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

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terracepets:

Just a casual, stress free drive to the pet store with Tangaroa. Stress free. Did I say stress free?

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buttg0d:

ohhhhhhhh, stop it you.

buttg0d:

ohhhhhhhh, stop it you.

(Source: redwingjohnny)

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reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe

(Source: rllylovely)

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wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life)

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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automatically:

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

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