krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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  • Girl: "3 words 10 letters, say it and I'm yours."
  • Me: "Ball is life"

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kingsleyyy:

poppin in like a good ol NEIGHbor

kingsleyyy:

poppin in like a good ol NEIGHbor

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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fuegoking:

yung-finesser:

titsqueen:

oh-good-life:

sizvideos:

Video

Cutest shit ever aww

Awwwwwwww!

The girl in the purple was all on em

Daquan status

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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leiomano:

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away

image

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